“Unlocking Hefner’s Secrets: Inside the Seductive Strategies that Conquered the Playboy Mansion!”

Ever wondered what it was really like to live in the infamous Playboy Mansion, where glamour and allure painted a sparkly facade over a rather strict regime? Well, buckle up, because Crystal Hefner, Hugh Hefner’s final wife, is here to blow the lid off those fairy-tale fantasies. With her memoir, Only Say Good Things: Surviving Playboy and Finding Myself, Crystal dives into the seductive techniques employed by the so-called ‘Godfather of the Sexual Revolution,’ revealing a surprisingly robotic approach to intimacy that would leave many scratching their heads. As teenage dreams of the mansion’s lavish lifestyle fade, Crystal exposes the often mundane rituals behind the scenes, laying bare the rigid rules and routine that governed life in Hef’s golden cage. Intrigued? You won’t believe the “five-step seduction method” she describes—it’s about as charming as a textbook protocol! Discover the truth behind the allure with Crystal’s candid insights. LEARN MORE.

Hugh Hefner’s final wife has revealed the seduction method that the Playboy founder would use on her.

Living in the Playboy Mansion was once a thing of legend, and many teenagers’ dreams back in the mid-20th century, but it seems like the novelty has worn off in later generations.

The nicknamed ‘Godfather of the sexual revolution’ ran a tight ship at the mansion, apparently setting strict rules for Playboy bunnies to follow, as his former ‘girlfriends’ have admitted that it wasn’t the paradise it was painted out to be.

The Playboy founder was married to Crystal for five years (Charley Gallay/Getty Images for Playboy)

But now, Hefner’s last wife before his death in 2017, Crystal Hefner, revealed what sex was like with the man that was so idolised back in the 70s and 80s.

The two met when he was 82 and she was just 22 at a Halloween party back in 2008.

And just four years on, the two made it official on New Years Eve in 2012, with ‘Hef’ tying the knot for the third and final time, in front of family and friends in the mansion.

However, Crystal has now opened up on what really happened with the two during the five years where they were together, in her memoir, Only Say Good Things: Surviving Playboy and Finding Myself.

She was fully transparent on all aspects of her time in the mansion, going as far as to label sex with the ‘Godfather’ as ‘robotic’, revealing what he needed in the bedroom to perform.

She explained that it ‘was a well-oiled and well-practiced sequence of events’, saying that ‘it went the same exact way every time’.

“Picking some girls from the party and bringing them up, changing into the uniform for the job: silk pyjamas,” she said.

Crystal explained that she was not moved by his ‘five-step seduction method’ (Denise Truscello/WireImage)

Crystal also added Hefner’s ‘five-step seduction method’, which any teenager could go toe-to-toe with.

The 38-year-old revealed his routine: “The dimming of the lights. The music. The porn. Passing the pot. And then the sex.”

She went on to admit that she didn’t have fun in the bedroom while with Hefner, saying that it wasn’t ‘sexy’.

“Hef was just going through the motions of something that had once been fun and sexy – or maybe it was never fun and sexy,” she admitted.

As group sex was normal for Hefner, Crystal admitted that she actually preferred doing this to having sex with him one on one, labelling them as ‘little blue pill nights’.

Claiming that her former husband needed medication and music to perform sexually in his elderly age, she said that the Madonna song, Dress You Up, helped with the process.

This was to make sure that ‘no other music (would) be contaminated by this place” for Crystal.