“Unlocking Spiritual Connection: Why the Hallow Prayer App Is Transforming Lives—Discover the Secrets Inside!”
Q: Who is the app’s main competitor?
A: The Beelzebub curse app.
Q: Why would a loving God create yet another tech startup?
A: Do not question His ways, or His bottom line.
Q: Why was Hallow banned in Europe?
A: The blood of Christ contains Red 40.
Q: Why was Hallow banned in China?
A: They really don’t like Mark Wahlberg over there.
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