Unlocking the Mystery: What Secrets Lurk Behind ‘Sinners’?
If you’ve ever wondered what would happen if a Black Southern gothic vampire horror musical crashed headlong into America’s knack for dodging difficult conversations—while dragging the Irish along for no discernible reason—then, hello, Sinners is about to feast on your brain. Ryan Coogler’s latest wild ride, starring Michael B. Jordan at least once (possibly twice, and, fingers crossed, three times in the sequel), has critics in a frenzy and audiences doing that thing where they pretend they “totally understood the political subtext.” Is it a meditation on history, a savage send-up of allegorical filmmaking, or just an excuse to see werewolves disguised as vampires crooning under Spanish moss? Honestly, does it even matter when skipping this movie means you’ll be stuck standing silent at every party for the next three months? If you’re itching to find out whether vampires are real (spoiler: nope—probably), how to spot the rare “Black Southern gothic vampire horror musical fantasia” in the wild, or where to stream this fever dream while clutching your Max login, strap in . For everything you never knew you had to know, LEARN MORE.Sinners, the new movie from Ryan Coogler starring Michael B. Jordan, has received widespread praise from critics and audiences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Q: What is Sinners about?
A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
Q: Has Sinners broken any box office records?
