“Unlocking the Secret: Are These Timeless Photos the Key to Proving Peter Pan Lives Among Us?”
If You Have To Adult, Have Some Fun With It

I knew I was officially an adult the moment I got excited to go to Home Depot at 9 AM on a Saturday. Buying compost bins has never been so exciting.
Yes, Home Depot is just a part of adulthood, but these two guys show that growing up doesn’t have to mean getting old.
You Won’t Defeat Captain Hook If You’re Asleep

Napping abilities are probably the only thing about men that do change as they grow up. No 8-year-old boy wants to nap, but every naptime is the best time for any 28-year-old father.
If you can’t fall asleep within five minutes while on a recliner chair with your arms folded across your chest, are you really a dad?
Total Eclipse Of The Head

There was a storm during the 2017 North America total solar eclipse, so this dad improvised and brought the eclipse inside. This is the type of ingenuity only a small child could figure out.
The better move would have been a total eclipse of the beer gut.
The Kid’s Menu Should Apply To Grown Up Men Too

We all know that one person who always orders the chicken strips and fries at every restaurant they go. They might as well be served a sippy cup like this guy was.