“Unlocking the Secret: Are These Timeless Photos the Key to Proving Peter Pan Lives Among Us?”
Someone should change the kid’s menu to say, “Children 12 and under, and men of all ages.”
Not Your Typical Cute Couple Photo
This reminds me of the time my entire extended family was out to a nice dinner, and I watched my young cousin place a wet-nap over his face, poke through eyes and a mouth hole, then proceed to sip his chocolate milk through the hole for five minutes.
Literal hard evidence that men have the same sense of humor all their life.
“Okay, We’ll Get The Pink Collar If I Can Use Her As A Machine Gun”
Life is full of compromises. Like when you don’t want a cat, but your girlfriend does, so you end up getting a cat with a neon pink collar.
The trick is to find a way to make the decision benefit both of you. It looks like this guy has figured out a way to do that by turning a cute kitten in a deadly killing machine.
This Is Why Men Can’t Be Trusted Alone In Craft Stores
The only thing riskier than letting the man do the grocery shopping is leaving him alone with the kid while you shop. Men revert to their childish ways when left alone with a kid, which is why they’re so great at playtime.
This dad was left alone for 5 minutes in the craft store and ended up recreating a Renaissance painting. It’s actually kind of impressive.
