“Unlocking the Secrets: How a Simple Check-In Could Save a Friend’s Life”
In a world where more than one in five adults in the U.S. grapple with mental health challenges, checking in on our friends can feel as daunting as performing a pirouette on a tightrope. But worry not! The Onion has stepped into the ring, armed with a quirky arsenal of tips that blend genuine concern with a heavy dose of humor. Ever wondered if reinforcing someone’s negative self-talk could be your key to their heart? Or how about posing as their psychiatrist for several years—because who wouldn’t want a friend with a PhD in procrastination? This article serves up a playful yet insightful guide on navigating these delicate conversations, reminding us that laughter can be a powerful ally in the quest for empathy. Ready to dive into this delightful mix of absurdity and support? Click here to <a href="https://theonion.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/11/MentalHealthINFO-G-PH.jpg”>LEARN MORE.
More than one in five adults in the U.S. live with a mental illness. The Onion offers helpful tips for checking in on your friends.
Gain their trust by agreeing with and reinforcing all of their negative self-talk.
Remind your friend that they don’t have to be strong just because they’re the reigning WWE heavyweight champion.
To get a truly accurate assessment, pose as their psychiatrist for three to five years.
Triage by focusing on the friends that need support, but have some chance of making something of themselves.
Listen without judgment unless it gets boring.
Encourage them to find a creative outlet, but not one that requires you to attend a public performance.