“Unlocking the Secrets: Surprising Statistics That Reveal the True State of America’s Healthcare System”
0: Boys your age who have been as brave as you when getting their blood drawn
150 degrees Celsius: Temperature at which a household spatula will effectively cauterize a wound
16,000,000: Hours spent annually listening to muzak version of “Uptown Girl” while slowly losing consciousness
3: Maximum number of days a coma patient has in hospital before having body dumped in street
5: Separate Xanax prescriptions you can have at the same time, if you play your cards right
8:34 p.m: Time of preventable death
63: Age most health insurance providers would prefer you live to
140: More pages of paperwork to fill out
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