“Unlocking the Truth: How Parents’ Hilariously Brutal Notes Reveal Their Secret Superpowers!”
The little heart at the bottom is a nice touch. She might cut you, but she’ll always love you.
“I Will Punch You In The Throat”
I bet you thought the kids in the last post had it rough. This mom needed two pieces of paper to get her message across.
It does look like this note is mostly aimed at Kevin. Molly’s name seems to be somewhat of an afterthought. I guess we know who the real messy one is around this house.
Dad Vs. Mom
One thing is for sure, both mom and dad love their exclamation marks. If exclamation marks were a form of viable currency, Eric would be rolling in it.
Mom and dad seem to disagree about what kind of trouble their son could get into while they’re away— or maybe mom just doesn’t want to think about it.
The Least Absorbant Napkin Ever
Does she expect her son to wipe his face with a piece of paper? Because that may qualify as cruelty to children. If the note wasn’t so cute, I might have reported her myself.
A piece of paper is not a napkin. It just spreads the dirt around.
Thou Shall Not Waste Food
I hope it’s not a tuna sandwich. If you don’t put lettuce in between the tuna and the bread, that sandwich is going to get soggy real fast.
Honestly, kid, if it’s gross I would just give it to one of your friends who will eat anything, and tell your dad that you ate it.
