I don’t know what kind of school this mom thinks her kid goes to, but nobody in their right mind would take that trade.
What kid is going to give up a precious Twinkie for a small handful of baby carrots? The note should say, “eat these and also don’t steal a Twinkie.”
Modern moms know that kids will do anything for internet access. If you hold the wifi password, you hold the key to unlock their productivity.
The Liam Neeson quote adds a little extra oomph. This is an A+ note. Bravo, mom. This is how you put 100% effort into parenting.
Every person with a new baby should take a cue from this mom and post threatening notes on their front door.
Sometimes you just need a piece of paper and a few colored markers to really drive the message home. Read on for a mom who is just looking out for her daughter’s best interest.
I wonder how many times this girl’s mom has just chucked a dead chicken across the street. Is there a pile of dead chickens over there? I’m pretty sure those “do not toss chicken carcass” rules exist for a reason— but thanks for the heads up, mom.
I guess now we know why the chicken crossed the road…
