Unmasking Addison Rae: The Untold Story Behind Her Meteoric Rise
Is Addison Rae just living proof that a TikTok algorithm can manifest its own pop star—or is she actually sentient? I swear, you blink twice and suddenly she’s on a world tour, breezing past the usual rites of passage like “Disney has my childhood contract” and straight into the wild world of making $23,000 and probably incurring the mystical wrath of Madonna any day now. If you’ve ever wondered what happens when an influencer’s DNA collides with pop stardom, or how someone who’s never been a Mouseketeer can’dream’of being Britney Spears’ home health aide, well… let’s just say, you’re not alone. Gather ’round, because it’s time to break down the saga of Addison Rae—a true anomaly among anomalies. Is fame just a flavor of the month, or has Addison figured out the cheat code to perpetual re-promotions? Only time—and some truly baffling genre choices—will tell. LEARN MORE.
Former TikTok star Addison Rae is currently on her first world tour and promoting her debut studio album, Addison. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist.
Age: Her name is Addison
Ethnicity: Second-generation Influencer-American
Genre: To Catch A Predator–pop
Former Disney Child Star: No, which is surprising to her as well
Dream Job: Britney Spears’ home health aide
Net Worth: $23,000
Fun Fact: None
Is Madonna Mad At Her?: Not yet, but soon
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