“Unmasking Disaster: The Shocking Truth Behind FEMA Myths That Could Change Everything!”
MYTH: You have to pay back any money FEMA gives you.
FACT: No, you’re thinking of that man with brass knuckles who’s waiting in the other room.
MYTH: FEMA is run by malevolent lizard people.
FACT: FEMA is run by Deanne Criswell, who manages several teams of malevolent lizard people.
MYTH: FEMA is the most corrupt government agency.
FACT: FEMA’s got nothing on those sketchy motherfuckers at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing.
MYTH: 5G technology was developed by FEMA to sterilize white Americans so imported minority voters could take over.
FACT: FEMA is no way connected to that ongoing FBI operation.
MYTH: FEMA will only assist poor people.
FACT: No part of the government is designed to assist poor people.
