“Unmasking the Truth: Are Flu Vaccines the Secret to Winter Wellness or Just a Myth?”
MYTH: If I’m allergic to eggs, I can’t get the flu shot.
FACT: If you’re allergic to eggs, you can’t get a western omelet.
MYTH: Hi, I had an appointment to get my flu shot at 4:45?
FACT: Your silly, artificial construct of time is meaningless here at the Walgreens pharmacy counter.
MYTH: The flu shot can have strong side effects like fever and fatigue.
FACT: Movie day!
MYTH: I’m pregnant, so I shouldn’t get the flu shot.
FACT: Honey, what? I thought you were on the pill!
MYTH: It’s too late to get the flu vaccine.
FACT: The flu vaccine can be administered safely up to two weeks after rigor mortis.
MYTH: Flu shots are only for kids and the elderly.
FACT: Kids and the elderly are just much easier to force into getting them.
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