“Unmasking the Truth: The Shocking Myths About STIs That Could Change Your Perspective!”
When it comes to sexually transmitted infections, or STIs, there’s a lot of misleading information floating around—so much so that it’s almost like a game of telephone gone horribly wrong. Millions of Americans find themselves caught in this tangled web of myths each year, leading to confusion and, let’s be honest, a fair amount of embarrassment. But fear not! The Onion is here to pull back the curtain on these misconceptions with a healthy dose of humor. From the “inconvenience” of testing to the ridiculous notion that you can safely bask in the bubbles of your hot tub while risking infection, we’re diving into the wild and wacky world of STI myths. So, what’s the craziest thing you’ve heard about STIs? Let’s find out! LEARN MORE.Sexually transmitted infections, also known as STIs or STDs, affect millions of Americans every year. The Onion debunks the many misconceptions people have about STIs.
MYTH: STI tests are inconvenient.
FACT: The clinic will mail your penis back within three to five business days.
MYTH: Gonorrhea and chlamydia cancel each other out.
FACT: Gonorrhea beats syphilis, syphilis beats HPV, and HPV beats gonorrhea.
MYTH: STIs can’t be transmitted through oral sex.
FACT: Nice try.
MYTH: It’s risky to have multiple sexual partners without getting tested.
FACT: The real danger is falling in love.
MYTH: Having sex in hot tubs kills STIs.
FACT: We get it, you have a hot tub.
MYTH: You should inform any sexual partners if you test positive for an STI.
FACT: Don’t just talk about yourself—ask them how they’re doing, too.
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