“Unraveling the Mystery: Who’s Behind the Jan. 6 Pardons and What It Means for Justice?”
Q: But didn’t Biden pardon his own family members?
A: Nice pivot!
Q: What happened to the rioter who wore the “Camp Auschwitz” T-shirt?
A: He’s currently leading polls for the open seat on your child’s school board.
Q: What about Ashli Babbitt?
A: She’s alive again.
Q: Is this a dark omen of more violence to come?
A: Don’t worry about it! Deal Or No Deal Island is on.
Q: What’s next for the freed insurrectionists?
A: Returning to prison on domestic violence charges within six to eight months.
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