“Unraveling the Quirks: 10 Bizarre French Customs That Will Leave You Questioning Everything!”
Overall, the French just love their vacations and don’t care if the rest of the world suffers at their hand.
Somone Has A Grudge Against Ketchup
Ketchup is banned from being served in school programs all because one chef really hates America. Christopher Hebert was president of the National Association of Municipal Catering Managers when he cleared all schools of ketchup because he thought it was “the incarnation of Americanism.”
I automatically assumed that if they hated America, they’d ban mayo, but mayonnaise was actually invented in France.
They Still Have Mayors For Their Ghost Towns
France still employs mayors to maintain ghost towns. Many villages and cities were destroyed in WW2, but France continues to take care of them.
Governing municipalities with zero population must be what they’re doing with all their spare time. They’re probably using the change they denied us to pay the mayor’s salary.
For Some Reason, The Army Still Has Carrier Pigeons
French people are gearing up for the second coming by being the only army to continue training army carrier pigeons. These pigeons are trained and ready to go in case an electromagnetic war cuts off all other forms of communication.
Either the French are crazy conspiracy theorists, or they’ll be the only ones prepared.
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