“Unraveling the Storm: Is Mother Nature Sending Us a Dire Warning?”
Ah, nature—it’s got a delightful way of keeping it real while serving us healthy doses of humor mixed with a sprinkle of rudeness! Have you ever found yourself chuckling at a plant that looks like it’s flipping you off, or a rock that seems to bear a striking resemblance to a certain part of human anatomy? Nature might radiate beauty and tranquility, but trust me, it doesn’t shy away from being a bit crude, either! From broccoli that clearly isn’t thrilled about becoming dinner, to the sky throwing shade like it’s in a mood, this article invites you on a whimsical journey through nature’s cheeky antics. So, are you ready to explore this hilarious side of the great outdoors? Keep reading and prepare to see the world from a refreshingly cheeky perspective! LEARN MORE.So, all of these pictures are both wholesome and crude, in that they’re full of fresh air, fiber, and vitamin D (if you know what I mean). Nature can be lovely, but it can also be rude as heck.
Sometimes, with a little rain and sunlight, all the cells in a plant can align to provide a wonderful display of middle fingers. Sometimes years of sediment can build up into a rock formation that looks exactly like genitalia. Keep reading to get up close and personal with nature’s naughty sense of humor.
Well Broccoli Doesn’t Like You Either
Nobody likes eating their vegetables, but have you ever considered that maybe vegetables don’t like to be eaten?
This piece of broccoli is not very happy about being cooked up for dinner. Too bad, though. He’s going to get eaten anyway.
Even The Sky Is Rude
Well then, right back at you sky! I guess those fluffy white things above our heads got tired of the saying, “not a cloud in the sky.”
Cloud gives us rain and rain gives us trees and grass and all the rest of it. We really should appreciate clouds more.
This Worm Spits Glue
These velvet worms found in Vietnam spit a glue-like substance onto their prey before injecting them with saliva and chowing down.
The more the prey tries to wriggle out of the glue, the more entangled they get. That’s not a very polite, velvet worm.
He Sits Where He Wants
Animals are part of nature, which means that they don’t care about minding their manners. This dog likes to sit where he wants.
He doesn’t care if the cat is already sitting there. That is his spot, and he will sit in it no matter what.
Trees Don’t Care About Your Signage
Nature doesn’t care about man-made objects. They chew that stuff up and spit it out— or in the case of this tree, they envelop that stuff and refuse to release it.
Trees can’t read English, and they aren’t planning on learning how to any time soon. To be fair, we did intrude on their space first.
The Rudest Bush In The Garden
You know what they say, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. This tree is here to show us otherwise.
Flipping the bird with your hand is way less cool than a few hundred flipped birds in a bush.
For The Birds
Birds don’t care about your property. They’re going to poop where they want to poop.
If you don’t want your car to get pooped on, you should probably move it out from under that tree full of birds. They didn’t come to you; you brought your vehicle to their toilet.
She Threw That Stick On Purpose
This chimp named Tushi threw a stick at a drone that was filming her enclosure at a zoo in The Netherlands.
Researchers say that she definitely planned ahead. The drone had already done a few practice flybys. When it came back for real, Tushi was ready for it.
Mother Nature Isn’t Very Maternal
Talk about a rude awakening. This is not a good way to wake up. Did the tree branch have to crash into the kids’ room of all places?
Move Tree, Get Out The Way
I think it’s actually the builder who was rude in this situation. Why would anybody build a garage right behind a giant tree? That’s the tree’s personal space.
But if that tree could find it in his heart to move a little bit to the left, that would be much appreciated.
This Tree Is Well Endowed
This tree is very, well, large. That branch poking out from the trunk looks like a big… nose. Yup, I’m sticking with nose.
We can’t help it if our minds are in the gutter, just like this tree can’t help flaunting what he’s got.
