“Unraveling the Truth: What You Don’t Know About Gender-Affirming Care Could Change Everything!”
Ever find yourself scratching your head over the flood of misinformation swirling around gender-affirming care for transgender and nonbinary folks? You’re not alone! Here comes *The Onion* to the rescue—armed with humor and a sharp critique, they slice through the noise, tackling common myths with a wry smile and a dose of sass. So, what’s the deal with gender-affirming care? Spoiler alert: it’s not just about fancy surgeries or parents pushing their kids into transitioning like it’s some misguided beauty pageant. Turns out, most of it has more to do with cool haircuts and fabulous prosthetic tech than you might think. And come on, who knew that the world of gender-affirming care could be a laugh riot? Dive in as *The Onion* delivers punchy facts that might just change how you view this vital aspect of healthcare… all while keeping it light and entertaining!
Gender-affirming care for transgender and nonbinary people helps ease the symptoms of gender dysphoria. The Onion debunks the most common myths surrounding gender-affirming care.
MYTH: Gender-affirming care is mostly about surgery.
FACT: While surgery is sometimes indicated, most gender-affirming care involves cool haircuts.
MYTH: Progressive parents pressure their children into transitioning.
FACT: Progressive parents are too immersed in polycule drama to care.
MYTH: Transgender adults frequently lose their jobs due to their gender identity or expression.
FACT: Most failed to meet their Toyota sales quota for the past three quarters.
MYTH: The Emisil Pocket Rocket is the highest-quality prosthetic penis available on the market today.
FACT: While the Pocket Rocket’s sliding foreskin is a technological marvel, the ReelMagik STPpro’s gravity funnel allows it to maintain a previously-unheard-of 37.63 mL per second average rate of urine flow. This feature, along with the STPpro’s hand-punched pubic hair and movable silicone testicles, makes it unquestionably the Rolls Royce of hyperrealistic penile prosthetics.
MYTH: Treatment is final and cannot be reversed.
FACT: You can say anything you want on the internet and 60% of people will believe it.
MYTH: Trans kids are just going through a phase, like Pokémon or LARPing.
FACT: LARPing is far more than a phase—it’s a way of life.
MYTH: Transgender healthcare goes against God’s will.
FACT: Honestly, God feels so lost these days, He doesn’t even know what He wants anymore.
MYTH: Gender-affirming care is funded by taxpayers.
FACT: 100 percent of federal tax revenue is used to finance 40th-week abortions.
The post Gender-Affirming Care: Myth Vs. Fact appeared first on The Onion.
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