“Unseen Forces: Why Tesla Dealerships Became the Target of Firebombing Attacks”

In a twist that feels ripped straight from the headlines of a dystopian novel, Tesla dealerships across the U.S. have taken a hit—literally—with gunfire and Molotov cocktails being hurled at storefronts. These fiery protests are fueled by a spooky belief that Elon Musk may be stepping a bit too far into government territory. As tensions rise, one has to wonder: are we witnessing a rebellion against the electric dream or simply people taking their dislike of car salesmen to a new, explosive level? In a world where cars tend to roll themselves off the lot, who knew they’d be catching fire instead? What’s your stance on this audacious protest? Buckle up as we dive into this chaotic scene! LEARN MORE

Tesla car dealerships across the U.S. have been attacked with guns and Molotov cocktails in recent days over what protesters believe is Elon Musk’s overreach in government. What do you think?

“Cars are supposed to kill people, not the other way around.”

Maggie Falix, Deed Issuer

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“Good to see gasoline fighting back.”

David Poduska, Handball Scorer

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“We are holding one of his children hostage, too, but he didn’t notice.”

Jay Beckman, Memo Editor