“Unveiled Secrets: 72 Couples Share Shocking Oddities They Hid Before Moving In Together!”
In her defense, she was hot.
Shes the most clean organized person I know, but she opens our snacks and leaves them out to get stale.
Only brushed his teeth once a day.
(Before I moved in he would brush them before he’d see me, then he stopped trying).
My husband poops with both seats up! Like he sits on the rim of the toilet. When I first saw that I was like…. Wtf?!
He told me with the seat down the opening is too small. And he also cleans the rim before sitting and only does it at home. But still… wtf?
My husband, as it turns out, is a sociopath. We moved in together and one day, upon opening the freezer, I found a bowl of heavily seasoned, popped popcorn. I thought maybe he had an off moment and put it there by accident. Nay.
This sick f**k pops popcorn, coats is in copious amounts of butter, lime juice, garlic salt, and parm, and purposefully freezes it so that, “the butter can re-harden” before he eats it. Wtf.
My partner met at 20, moved in 3 years ago, he stopped working in professional kitchens 4 years ago(some health concerns, landed a great desk job).
He worked in fine dining restaurants, as a line cook.
He has little no idea how to cook. When I started staying over I noticed this man lived off one meal a day. Rotating between microwaved cheese quesadilla(literally nothing but cheese in it), canned chilly, and store brand Mac made with margarine.
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