“Unveiled Secrets: 72 Couples Share Shocking Oddities They Hid Before Moving In Together!”
My personal favorite was when things ended how it came out that it was “financial abuse” for her to contribute half her income to household bills the first few years. My contribution was easily 80%+. That was early in the relationship. Within 6 years I paid for everything. It was such a sore subject for them I heard about it at least a half dozen times during the initial part of the separation process.
Over time I also ran across super weird s**t like official printed documentation about how poorly I loaded the dishwasher with pictures? I could only assume this was for some bizarre custody fight she expected.
There’s a lot more. Some of which I’m still mentally unpacking.
The first time I lived with a woman (outside of my mom and sister growing up) I was shocked by how much f*****g toilet paper they use.
I mean, I knew that, intellectually, women have to use toilet paper all the time and men only have to use it sometimes. But…man, that difference was staggering.
When I lived alone I’d buy a twelve pack of toilet paper and no joke it might last a year. Sometimes I would go days without using the toilet paper at home because I’d do it at work or at school.
Then my girlfriend moved in with me and it was all gone within minutes. Twelve rolls. Vaporized.
I bought another twelve pack. Gone before I got inside the apartment. Literally evaporated in the car on the way home.
Costco membership. 48 pack. That lasted two days. “Are you building a f*****g mummy or something?” I was asking.
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