“Unveiling the Jaw-Dropping Stats Behind Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour: What You Didn’t Know!”
As the curtain drops on Taylor Swift’s jaw-dropping Eras Tour—having raked in over $2 billion—it’s time to reflect on the sheer insanity of this musical juggernaut. Can you believe that 1.2 million parents showed up only to realize that no, you can’t smuggle in a water bottle? I know, right? And let’s not forget the true MVPs of the tour: the security guards, who had to endure bites from overly enthusiastic teen girls—94 of them hospitalized, folks! I mean—what a testament to the frenzy of fandom! From wild ticket prices to surprise performances, this tour had it all—yes, even dogs slipping onto the stage! So, buckle up as we dive into the delightful chaos of Taylor’s epic journey! Ready for some laughs and eye-rolls? Let’s unpack these wild stats. LEARN MORE
After nearly two years, Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour has at last concluded, grossing over $2 billion in ticket sales. The Onion looks at the key facts and figures behind the record-breaking tour.
1.2 million: Parents who only learned at the door that you can’t bring water bottles into the venue
113: Average rushing yards per concert
94: Security guards hospitalized for teen girl bites
5 cents: How much an Eras Tour ticket used to cost in 1908
3: Times Travis Kelce thought a major European city was in California
7: Cities in which the “surprise song” was “Macarena”
$16: For one fucking churro, are they crazy?
11: Times a big dog accidentally got loose and ran onto stage
4: Notes in Swift’s entire song catalog
0: Chances your daughter will give you now that you’ve officially let her down
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