“Unveiling the Soul of Sabrina Carpenter: The Secrets Behind Her Evolution from Disney Star to Musical Icon”
Birth Name: Disney Project 874C
Genre: Blonde
Height: 6-foot-7 with a 7-foot wingspan
Vocal Style: Precision-tooled breeziness
Songwriting Technique: Gun pointed at Jack Antonoff
Most Famous Lyric: “’Tis I, the coming of the dawn.”
Cheat Meal: Licking a printed photo of mac and cheese
Dream Collaborator: Vladimir Nabokov
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