“Unveiling the Untold Origins of Spring Break: From Academic Escape to Party Paradise!”
1989: Daytona Beach passes a strict law banning sobriety.
2002: The MTV Beach House receives UNESCO World Heritage Site protections.
2006: This one dude outside Sharkey’s throws up directly on some chick’s face. She was fucking pissed, bro.
2020: Covid-19 shuts down spring break in Florida for three full hours.
2030: Thousands of college students barf into warmest ocean water on record.
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