“Unwrap the Hilarity: You Won’t Believe These Christmas Card Fails That Are Too Cringe-Worthy to Miss!”

Elf On A Shelf

This has to be the most wholesome Elf on the Shelf pictures I have ever seen in my life. The ones I’m used to seeing all involve some sort of deviant behavior, which is perfect for my depraved sense of humor.

I’m telling you, the Elf on the Shelf I know isn’t some fun-loving character. He’s a real sick puppy. You have to keep things as G-rated as possible when kids are involved.

This Makes Me Uncomfortable

Just by looking at this picture, we hope that this made it to the newspapers so these kids can be returned back to their real parents. There is so much wrong with this picture from the black turtlenecks to the garter around grandma Santa Clause’s leg.

We’re not sure exactly how these people celebrate Christmas and we don’t think we want to. Some things are better left not being shared with the world.

Smells Like The Holidays

We know that red and white are two of the most popular Christmas colors, but we don’t think this is what is meant by it. Sure, everybody loves bacon, but the full bacon suits for a Christmas card might be a little bit overboard.

How many chores did these young men force themselves to do to get in mom’s good graces enough to let them get away with this blatant crime against fashion. And the holidays!

Not Joking