“Unwrap the Hilarity: You Won’t Believe These Christmas Card Fails That Are Too Cringe-Worthy to Miss!”
Is the monkey her pet? Or was it just rented for a day just because she thought she had a really good idea for a holiday card?
Merry Christmas From Rudolph!
What is happening to Christmas? We remember Rudolph used to be a red-nosed magical reindeer that guided Santa’s sleigh. Now, he’s a dead taxidermy head being kissed by two teenage girls trying to be cute.
Of course, the eyes are still open, making it all the more disturbing of a Christmas card.Sometimes even the best intentions are ruined by the reality of the disaster of a Christmas card you just made.
He Sees You When You’re Sleeping
Obviously, this picture was taken in front of the backdrop of an incredibly creepy poster of Santa Clause. It’s probably safe to assume that not a single picture in front of this came out remotely okay. Having anybody looking into your window like that would terrify anyone, especially if it was Santa Clause.
When this card was made, everyone probably thought it was great. Now however many years later, it’s pretty easy to see how bad it is.
“The Human Santapede”
I won’t take credit for that joke. I stole it from a Reddit user because it was too good to pass up. If you haven’t seen the movie and don’t understand the reference don’t bother googling it because you’ll regret it.
Human Centipede was both a terrible and deeply disturbing motion picture that represents two hours of my life I will never get back. This photo lives on the internet now and can’t be taken back either.