“Unwrap the Hilarity: You Won’t Believe These Christmas Card Fails That Are Too Cringe-Worthy to Miss!”

Croquet mallets and Christmas vests are a winning combination. These two could run a clinic on how to look super badass in just about every situation imaginable. They’ve checked all the boxes: power poses, subtle flexing of the shoulders and biceps capped off with the intimidating staredown. It’s all here people.
No one will ever create a better Christmas card than what you’re looking at right now. It’s just so beautiful.