“Unwrap the Hilarity: You Won’t Believe These Christmas Card Fails That Are Too Cringe-Worthy to Miss!”
Christmas Is The G.O.A.T. – Literally
This Christmas card may be wildly cheesy (seriously, what thrift store did they pull those absurd Christmas sweaters from? What about that vest?), but the most perplexing part is the goat. How did a baby goat get there? Are they raising it as their child? We can only assume.
This photo really does raise far more questions than it does give answers. I guess we know what everyone will be talking about at the big holiday dinner party!
She’s Totally Not Here For It
There’s something so sad and deeply unsettling about this family Christmas card. Maybe it’s the doll, whose lifeless body is contorted in a position that’d be difficult for any human infant. Maybe it’s the sad pipe cleaner hats or the fact that this wife looks absolutely miserable while her husband is thrilled.
I really hope the rest of the family loves horror movies because there is nothing cheery about this card.
Everyone’s In Their Christmas Best
Okay, so this dad actually gets some points for wearing a dress and stockings. Sometimes we all want to look pretty. What’s deeply unsettling is the weird, plastic Santa saluting to nothing and the spray-painted backdrop which looks more like something from the Manson family homestead than a cheery photo studio.
At one point, this point may have seemed like a good idea. At another point it was clear it was not, but the family decided to commit anyway.
