“Unwrap the Hilarity: You Won’t Believe These Christmas Card Fails That Are Too Cringe-Worthy to Miss!”
What Exactly Is Happening Here?
It’s hard to tell exactly where to start with this one. There’s no snow in sight and the family bizarrely draped tinsel and hung stockings on a cactus. Beyond that, why is the mother in a tennis outfit? Why is the kid wearing some kind of spandex wrestling-slash-ballet uniform? Why are dad’s shorts so short? It truly was another time that I will just never understand.
Coming up: snakes! On a sled!
Mom And Dad, Please Stop Fighting For The Kids
This Christmas card may have attempted to be funny, but it’s really just kind of sad. Mom’s about to pull a Tiger Woods on her husband, while their baby, who clearly just stopped crying, clings to father, terrified. Dad never even saw it coming.
This kid is going to be traumatized for life. Just kidding of course. There’s no way mom actually swung the golf club. That’s what I’m telling myself, anyway.
Snakes Are Part Of The Family Too
We get it – you love your pets. Who doesn’t? Seriously, though, who actually brings their snakes all the way to meet Santa. A dog, maybe. Maybe even a cat. But a snake and iguana?
Where does Santa actually draw the line and can you even legally bring those things into a mall. Are they registered as emotional support snakes? If not, I’m not sure they are actually allowed to be brought into the mall.
