What Happens When Congress Gets a Dose of Satire? My Bold Experiment With ‘The Onion’
As you’ll read in the piece I made my editorial board write while hovering over their shoulders and breathing my will into their ears, our country is slipping smoothly into the warm bath of authoritarianism and oligarchy. I wish I could take credit for this, and I will. But much of the praise must go to Congress and its cowardice. I ask you to stay the course and allow The Onion’s strong, steady arm to point the way. Your capitulation will be justly rewarded with glowing press coverage and the opportunity to borrow our paperboys to do with as you wish.
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
To the esteemed members of Congress, I say: Enjoy the paper. I look forward to seeing many of you at my annual orgy in one of the $500,000-per-head sex pits.
<span data-metadata="“><span data-buffer="“>Infinite Influence Forever,
Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO
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