What Major Surprise Does the New ‘Superman’ Movie Have in Store?
Is it possible that the only thing more indestructible than Superman himself is Hollywood’s capacity for reboots? I mean, here we are again—James Gunn, who’s apparently immune to superhero fatigue, has unleashed a brand-new Superman movie onto our unsuspecting eyeballs. But before you sprint to the theater with a cape flapping behind you (or, let’s be honest, scroll for showtimes from your couch), there’s an elephant in the room: How many times can we watch Clark Kent struggle with his identity before turning to the comfort of Kryptonian comfort food? Are you craving plot twists, or just wondering how “five concealed PBR tallboys” converts into minutes? Buckle in. I’ve got all the oddly specific, barely helpful, and outright hilarious answers you didn’t know you needed—trust me, this isn’t your usual caped crusader’s tale. Honestly, if you leave here still curious about Spider-Man’s involvement… I don’t know what to tell you. LEARN MORE.
A new Superman movie directed by James Gunn is now in theaters. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Q: What is Superman about?
A: Superman trying to reconnect with his roots by opening a Kryptonian restaurant in a skeptical Midwestern town.
Q: What is the film’s run time?
A: Five concealed PBR tallboys long.
Q: Is Spider-Man in it?
A: No buddy, this one is about a different guy, but he’s pretty cool too!
Q: Where can I watch it?
A: Fans fluent in Mandarin can get a sneak peek of the film right now on WATCHMOVIESNOWHD123.COM.
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