71 Savage Insults Shared by Real People That Will Leave You Speechless
This one always stuck with me.
“What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
Try using your head for more than a hat rack.
Oh, so your family tree is actually a wreath.
“one who waves back at Teletubbies”.
I was watching a tik tok video and this guy was going through German insults or maybe just words because of how they make super long compound words in German and this one had me rolling.
Christopher Hitchens on Jerry Falwell:
“If you gave (him) an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox.”.
I once heard a guy in Ireland refer to his child as ”you absolute misfortune”.
Just really stuck with me, it’s a great line XD.
“I have neither the patience, nor the crayons to explain this to you”.
You’re like the first bread slice in the loaf.
Everybody touches you but no one wants you.
Infantile Pillock or Halfwit.
Both heard from the greatest James May.
From Casablanca:
“You despise me don’t you?”
“Well if I gave you any thought I probably would”
You should carry a plant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste.
You’re the reason there are instructions on shampoo bottles
I like the passive aggressive ones the best.
I hope you’re always short one battery for your electronics at home.
I genuinely hope there will be somebody to mourn you when you pass.
I sincerely hope one shoe always has a small pebble in it you can’t quite find.
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