Unpacking the SAVE America Act: The Surprising Details Lawmakers Aren’t Talking About
Picture this: You stroll up to your local polling place, excited to exercise your constitutional right—only to realize the true test isn’t a simple ballot, but rather a dizzying scavenger hunt for long-lost paperwork, three forms of ID, and, oh, maybe your very soul as collateral . Am I paranoid, or did American elections just morph into an escape room? The Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act promises to keep our elections pristine—by guarding them so well, no one gets in . I mean, nothing screams “democracy in action” quite like frantically pawing through old receipts for that purple folder your birth certificate’s allegedly hiding in . So, will the SAVE America Act save democracy or save us from ever having to vote again? Only one way to find out—grab your NRA card and a cup of black coffee, and dive in . LEARN MORE
If passed into law, the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act will create new barriers to voting in federal elections by requiring documentation of citizenship to register and imposing strict photo-identification rules at polling places. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the SAVE America Act.
Q: What is the goal of the bill?
A: To ensure the pristine integrity of American elections by making sure they never happen again.
Q: What form of ID can be used to confirm citizenship?
A: NRA membership cards.
Q: Is the Senate expected to pass the SAVE America Act?
A: Depends on which senators die between now and the vote.
Q: Where’s my birth certificate?
A: Did you check the bottom drawer of the living room cabinet? There should be a purple folder underneath all those old receipts.
Q: Why did Trump endorse it?
A: To stop the many thousands of immigrants who aren’t here anymore from voting.
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