44 Insane Dating Profile Confessions That Will Shock You—#27 Is Unbelievable
Think dating apps are just harmless swipes and cute first messages? Think again. Nearly a third of American adults have dipped their toes into the wild world of online dating, but finding true love? That’s often the last thing on the menu. Instead, what’s usually served up is a cocktail of frustration, outright rejection, and enough bizarre profiles to make you question humanity. Ever wondered what the absolute worst things are that women put on their dating profiles? Well, buckle up, because men on Reddit have been laying it all out—the cringiest, weirdest, and downright disturbing tales that will make you rethink ever downloading that app again. From demands that sound like background checks gone rogue to photos straight from their first wedding (yes, really), these stories prove that some people might desperately need a profile intervention. Ready to be entertained, horrified, and maybe even grateful you’re single? Dive in, and maybe keep your swipe finger in check!
If you’ve never used a dating app before, count your blessings. According to the Pew Research Center, nearly a third of adults in the United States have used a dating site or app before, but that doesn’t mean that they’ve all found love on there. Often, what people discover instead is frustration, rejection, and a mountain of bizarre profiles.
Men on Reddit have been recalling the wildest and most disturbing things they’ve ever seen on women’s dating profiles, so we’ve gathered their juiciest stories below. From bios that couldn’t possibly be perceived positively to photos from their first wedding, it’s clear that many people need some help curating their profiles. Enjoy reading these stories, and be sure to upvote the ones that convince you to avoid dating apps at all costs!
“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”
Look, I don’t want to have handle anything when I come home. I want peace.
Edit: peace & love. Comfort you when you have a bad day. Not coming home and hear you nagging about small unnecessary things.
Years ago on Plenty of Fish this woman wrote in her profile that she wanted men to send her their social security number so that she can run a background check before they chat.
“Don’t message me if you’re not a doctor.” She was a receptionist at her father’s clinic.
Always run into this
Bio: Ask me
Interest: Ask me
Location: Ask me
Also, any profile that says “Boss Mom” usually means they’re in an MLM of some kind. Found that out the hard way one too many times.
I saw one whose bio was “I hate cops and white people” followed by several knife emojis.
“I want a man who will confidently pursue me.” Sounds like you’ve dated alot of weak men or let men take advantage of you. Or, worse, you want to be lazy and let him do all the pursuing, showing minimal interest or initiative.
“No mask-wearing freaks!”
Best part: that girl was the HR rep at my job at the time
“I won’t message you first”
Thanks for telling me in advance you have no intention of putting forth any effort into this.
“You shouldn’t have women friends” (at least she claimed to have no guy friends) and “I will share you with no one.” (I am monogamous but that sounds a bit too possessive).
“Let me be your next big mistake. I’m definitely NOT the one, but I promise you’ll still be thinking about me long after!”
Oh, you mean I’ll be suffering from PTSD after the trauma you put me through?
Lovely.
“I miss the days when men went to war and never came back”
This one aged like milk.
“I’m done having fun, I’m ready to settle down”. Comes off as incredibly desperate to me.
“A long misandrist speech on how men are the worst”.
Whenever a women proclaims that “she is a handful” or “she is too much”. I find it super cringe because they are so proud of it, but for men its the biggest red flag in the world.
“Change my mind about men!”
She doesn’t need to say that to a dude on Hinge, she needs to say that to a therapist.
In the “I’m weirdly attracted to” prompt on hinge she wrote “Dogs”.
I dropped the phone because I was laughing so hard.
“Looking for a serious relationship”
…and that’s it. That’s their bio. Nothing about themselves at all.
You’re ready to find a serious partner but can’t spend 5-10 minutes on your dating profile to say something about yourself?
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