What Was This Rockies Fan So Desperate To Hide From Friends?
Ever notice how checking the Colorado Rockies score has become less a moment of hope and more a guilty pleasure—something you’d do in an incognito tab so your browser doesn’t judge you? I mean, seriously, when did following this ball club become akin to sneaking a peek at your ex’s social media at 2 a . m .—equal parts curiosity, dread, and existential comedy? As someone who’s watched more SEO metrics and baseball standings than I care to admit, I can’t help but wonder: In a world where even a Rockies fan would rather hide their loyalty than their search history, what does that say about the state of American optimism? Grab your emotional support hot dog and brace for a story so relatable, it hurts a little, right here—LEARN MORE.
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