Elon Musk Sparks Outrage With Shocking Defense of Revenge Porn

Have you ever wondered what would happen if Elon Musk got bored with rocket science and decided to parachute headfirst into the world’s most toxic debates—armed only with a Wi-Fi connection and zero filter? Well, brace yourself, because that’s exactly what the folks at The Onion imagined in their latest satirical masterpiece. The question at the heart of this eyebrow-raising piece isn’t “How far will tech billionaires go for attention?”—it’s “Is there anything left that Musk won’t call a human right?” As someone who’s spent more late nights hunched over analytics dashboards (and, full disclosure, a few Onion articles to break up the monotony), I can tell you satire this sharp cuts deeper than any Google algo update . Scroll down if you’re braver than my bounce rate …LEARN MORE