Kylie Jenner’s $50 Million Lingerie Disaster: What Really Happened in Her Laundry Room?
Isn’t doing laundry already a gamble—especially when you have no idea what half those little symbols on the tags even mean? Now, imagine for a second you’re Kylie Jenner… and your latest oops moment involves a cool $50 million bra encrusted with diamonds. Did she just mix couture sparkle with sweaty gym shorts and a healthy dose of panic? You bet. The question that really gets me: If diamonds are forever, does that mean they’re also rinse and spin safe? My brain is spinning just picturing the world’s most expensive sports bra tumbling around with Timothée Chalamet’s workout socks . Ready to witness a reality star let high fashion take a spin—literally? LEARN MORE
HIDDEN HILLS, CA—Muttering “Oh shit” as she realized her mistake, media personality Kylie Jenner was reportedly panicking Monday after accidentally washing the $50 million Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bra on a regular cycle. “I was probably supposed to use the delicate setting, but now the lid’s locked, so what can I do?” said Jenner, who cursed herself for forgetting to read the care instructions on the tag of the four-pound, diamond-encrusted garment before tossing it into the machine with boyfriend Timothée Chalamet’s gym clothes. “Fuck, I should have at least put it in one of those little mesh bags. And hopefully the fabric softener doesn’t make it less sparkly. Diamonds are supposed to be indestructible, right? Isn’t that the whole point of diamonds? Eh, whatever. A bra’s for wearing under other stuff anyway.” At press time, sources confirmed that the bra came out intact, emboldening Jenner to stuff her 10-foot Victoria’s Secret angel wings into the washer next.
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