Secret Trysts Immortalized: U.S. Mint Launches Scandalous Presidential Gold Coin Series
Ever wonder what would happen if the National Treasury lost its mind at a bachelor party? Apparently, we’re all about to find out. I couldn’t help but cackle when I saw the U.S. Mint’s latest stunt—a gold coin series immortalizing President Donald Trump’s extramarital exploits, just in time for America’s shiny 250th birthday. I mean, we’ve plastered presidents on our currency before, but never with their “sidepieces” gracing the tails side and a Yelp-style rating of their romantic prowess etched for eternity . Guess collecting quarters just wasn’t scandalous enough. So as we edge ever closer to the big semiquincentennial, isn’t it poetic—or just plain weird—that Trump’s escapades are getting the numismatic treatment? I have to say, there’s never been a better time for inflation to be this entertaining. LEARN MORE.
WASHINGTON—Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series of gold coins commemorating President Donald Trump’s extramarital affairs. “These coins will allow Americans to celebrate their nation’s semiquincentennial by collecting 50 of Trump’s sidepieces throughout history,” said U.S. Mint director Paul Hollis, adding that the line of tokens would feature the president on the front and a portrait of the model or porn star with whom Trump cheated on the back. “While there has been disagreement over whether to depict a president’s paramours while they’re still alive, we felt it was important for America’s 250th to immortalize Trump’s sexual conquests for posterity. The president’s rating of the intercourse, from 1 to 10, is engraved on each coin so collectors can organize them from least to most satisfying.” Hollis went on to state that the U.S. Mint was in the planning stages of an additional line in remembrance of affairs that specifically took place on the island of Little St. James.
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