Unmasking Musk: Shocking Secrets and Untold Stories Revealed
What do you get when you cross the world’s richest man, a hibachi chef with endless patience, and a suspiciously cubic chest? No, seriously—if you’ve ever daydreamed about Elon Musk’s real-life origin story being somewhere between a sci-fi fever dream and a satirical roast, you’re in for a treat . The new documentary Musk, helmed by Oscar winner Alex Gibney, just crash-landed at the Venice Film Festival, dragging with it more eyebrow-raising revelations than an SEC inquiry . And, oh man, do I have feelings about this one—equal parts awe and, let’s be real, mild existential confusion . Is Musk a genius, a magician, or just a dude who never learned to catch shrimp until it was an endurance sport? Ponder that as you prepare to discover what this cinematic exposé reveals about tech’s favorite headline machine . For the wildest details, and a few that’ll make you guffaw (or gasp), LEARN MORE.
Musk, a new documentary about the SpaceX and Tesla CEO by Oscar winner Alex Gibney, premiered at the Venice Film Festival this week. Here is what the film revealed about Elon Musk:
Was a bit of a loner as an adult
Flew to Belgium in 2012 to undergo cosmetic chest cubing
Once made a hibachi chef stay three hours past close until he was finally able to catch one of the shrimp in his mouth
Accidentally left one of his kids in the backseat of the Tesla Roadster he shot into space in 2018
Fell in love with rockets as a teenager after witnessing the Challenger explosion
Has floated the idea of fathering another biological child specifically as a “hair farm”
Is still a little bit high from that time he smoked weed on The Joe Rogan Experience
At least 12 rhesus macaques had to be euthanized after Musk tested posts on them
Big Balls lives in the cloud now
Once tossed out of a Magic: The Gathering tournament at a Ramada Inn by two thick-necked goons
Drives a Nissan Leaf
If you post enough about a company, people will assume you founded it
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