Why Did Announcers Go Completely Silent During Angels-Royals Game?
Is there anything more awkward than those moments during a baseball game when—right after an announcer says, “Well, that was something”—you’re left alone with the sound of a distant hot dog vendor and your own regrets? Imagine, just for a second, tuning in to the Angels-Royals game only to find the announcers sitting there in absolute, unyielding silence… breathing. That’s it. Not a word, not a whisper—just the meditative hum of baseball mediocrity. I mean, is this a new era of zen sports commentary or do we all just need to invest in noise-cancelling headphones? If you’ve ever wondered whether dead air can have a personality, this tongue-in-cheek saga from The Onion takes you straight into the void . LEARN MORE
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