Why Is Trump Rebranding AI as ‘Super Intelligence’ in Official U.S. Documents?
Is there anyone left who still thinks government policy can’t get just a little weirder? Let’s just say, if you’re someone who ever worried “artificial intelligence” sounded too much like your third-grader’s science project—good news, because President Trump wants you to meet “super intelligence!” Yes, apparently “artificial” was too fake-y, so now, somewhere in America, there’s an intern frantically updating every document from the IRS all the way down to who-knows-what at the DMV, swapping it out for something that sounds like Superman mated with your Roomba . Can you picture the new official memos? “Please refer all complaints to the Department of Super Intelligence.” Oh honey, I’m trembling (and not just from my seventh cup of coffee this morning) . Anyway, what do you think—does rebranding AI give it an upgrade, or are we just stapling a cape on our algorithms and calling it progress? Need to see more hilarious hot takes? LEARN MORE.
President Trump directed U.S. agencies to rename AI to “super intelligence” on all official documents, claiming that the term “artificial” made the technology sound fake. What do you think?
“Even the Constitution?”
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