56 Jaw-Dropping Job Interview Fails You Won’t Believe Actually Happened
Ever wonder what the absolute worst job interview looks like? Picture this: a candidate confidently questions if his interviewer is “actually his boss, or just an HR desk clerk,” asks when they can take the drug test because he’ll “pass in a week,” and insists the company provide pants since he only owns jeans. Sounds unreal, right? But believe me, these jaw-dropping tales are all too real, straight from hiring managers who’ve seen it all — from sweaty candidates drenched like they just walked through sprinklers to those who set a newspaper on fire mid-interview. Hiring is a high-stakes game where professionalism sometimes takes a nosedive, and bizarre antics steal the spotlight. Ready to cringe, chuckle, and maybe rethink your own interview game? Dive into these nightmare stories and discover how the hiring frontlines really look. LEARN MORE.
I interviewed a guy who in the interview did all three . . .
comment that I was a women, and if I was “actually his boss, or just an HR desk clerk?”
ask if we tested [for illegal substances], and if so, could he take it in “like a week, he should pass then.”
when I said that we are business casual his response was “well you would need to provide me with pants, since I only own jeans.”
I didn’t hire him . . I am still shocked when I think of how bad of an applicant he was.
We (panel of three) were hiring for a help desk position. One dude comes in and he is nervous as [hell] and proceeds to sweat. Profusely. I have never seen a dude sweat just by sitting down, but there you go. By the end it looked like he had just walked through some sprinklers.
He told us at the beginning that interviews made him nervous. Good for him, he knew that this would happen so wore plenty of deodorant and didn’t stink out the place. Also good for him, he had worked as a contractor for us before so we knew that this wasn’t his normal everyday pore gush.
And good for him, he got the job.
I used to manage a Blockbuster and after one particularly awful interview I walked the candidate out towards the parking lot and the alarms went off. It turned out he stuffed three DVDs in his suit jacket before being called back to the office.
He did not get the job. Or Mama Mia, Fool’s Gold, or High School Musical 3 for that matter.
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I had one girl who sat for the entire interview in complete silence, she didn’t respond to anything, not even telling me her name when I asked. She stared at the floor the entire time to the point I thought she may be deaf. This dragged out for 5 or 6 minutes (mainly because I didn’t really know what to do or if she had something actually wrong). I then said ok thats the interview complete, she then stood up and with a big smile said ‘did I get the job?’……..No dear you did not!
Not me, but my Dad told me a great story.
He was hiring for a technical position near London. He has one guy come in with an older gentlemen. The interviewee was in his mid 30’s while the guy with him was mid 50’s. This person was apparently his Dad.
The guy who was actually there to be interviewed never spoke, but the man in his 50’s comes in and the first thing he does is start trying to negotiate about pay. He’d come in on the assumption that of course his son was going to be hired, and now they just needed to hammer out the details on what his son was going to get in terms of pay and benefits.
My Dad told them that if the older man was willing to wait outside he would be happy to restart the interview but since the interviewee’s Dad was not going to be working there he had no reason to speak to him. They declined this offer and left.
I interviewed a guy to work as a manager selling internet, home phones, mobiles etc. the job wasn’t overly hard but you had to memorise a lot of product info that updated (or changed completely) monthly and the targets were expected to be met but were impossible to meet (ie 25 people enter the store in a day but we are expected to connect 80 services a day) ridiculous.
Anyway this guy came in and I asked him why he wanted to job. He said ‘Well I really just wanted something super easy where I could kind of do nothing. I mean you guys don’t look like you work very hard. Also there are some hot chicks that work here and I’d like to get to know them.’ I asked him what made him think that the job was easy and he replied ‘well the thing is, I’m really [freaking] smart.’














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