How Did One Man Know a Year in Advance He’d Still Have Nothing Better to Do Than Attend ‘Odyssey’?

Have you ever stared at your calendar twelve months out, bought a ticket for a show named ‘Odyssey’, and thought, “Well, there’s zero chance I’ll be doing anything remotely interesting that night”? Yeah, me neither… or so I’d like to think. But let’s face it—if foresight was a superpower, this guy would be out saving the world, not double-checking his empty schedule a year in advance. The article below from The Onion beautifully skewers the hilariously accurate art of preemptive non-planning—because, truly, who among us hasn’t banked on our own lack of social prospects? Maybe it’s time to embrace the thrilling predictability of our plans—or lack thereof. Are spontaneity and last-minute excitement dead, or just taking a really, really long nap? Go on, admit it—you’ve done this too. LEARN MORE