California’s DMV Launches Shocking New Road Test: Will You Survive the Highway Chase?
Ever found yourself white-knuckled behind the wheel at the DMV, praying parallel parking is the only circus stunt on the test? Well, forget those days—because California just set the whole standard ablaze, Fast & Furious style… No, seriously. What if your shot at a driver’s license meant outsmarting spike strips, executing a 180-degree freeway drift, and maybe—just maybe—dodging a sea of sirens in a hotwired clunker? I mean, talk about prepping you for LA traffic! It’s the stuff of every action movie you’ve secretly wished your commute could become—minus maybe the firearm proficiency portion (I’ll let my therapist unpack my feelings about that one on Monday) . Buckle up, friends, because this wild DMV twist is about to make every driving school instructor in the state reach for their antacids . Think you’ve got what it takes to join the ranks of the newly licensed… or just want to laugh? LEARN MORE.

SACRAMENTO, CA—Saying the newly instituted changes better reflected the realities of modern driving, officials at the California Department of Motor Vehicles announced Friday that they had added a highway chase to the state’s standard road test. “Test-takers will be expected to safely merge onto the highway and then successfully weave their getaway vehicle through traffic while being tailed at high speeds by the police,” said California DMV spokesperson William Deiboldt, adding that all driver’s license candidates would need to provide their own stolen car and handgun and demonstrate their ability to load, aim, and shoot accurately enough to get cruisers to back off. “The chase section will require a minimum speed of 120 mph and involves careening over a grassy median at least twice. We’ve found drivers really struggle to complete a 180 while drifting beneath an 18-wheeler in order to reverse direction, but it’s important people master such skills before we issue them a license. If the vehicle is taken out by spike strips, the test-taker may exit the driver’s seat and attempt to outrun police on foot.” Deiboldt went on to state that local news helicopters would no longer be permitted to tail car chases due to the fact that it made too many test-takers nervous.














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