Hollywood Star’s Bizarre Wicker Husband Role Sparks Unbelievable Reactions — Even Gynecologists Are Chiming In!
Oil-based lubricants present their own concerns because of their flammability.
Alex Hall, meanwhile, was equally dismissive of the idea, warning that no amount of preparation or lubrication could make a rough wicker surface safe for penetration.
He added that even considering such an experiment highlighted how poorly some people understood intimate health and safety.
“The real risk here is that s*x education is so bad that you would consider putting a wicker p*nis up in your b*m,” he said.
Dr. Goldstein outlined precautions for those who might try the trend anyway
The expert’s first recommendation was to avoid using untreated wood altogether.
He joked that anyone attempting to prepare their wicker companion would need to get it “sanded and sealed,” suggesting that a coat of polyurethane could make the surface less hazardous.
However, this should not be interpreted as medical approval, as a coating cannot reliably turn a woven household material into a body-safe product.
Goldstein also recommended avoiding excessive cleansing of your insides, as it could irritate the rectal lining before intimate activity even begins.
Numbing creams should also be avoided because they can prevent someone from recognizing pain or an injury that requires them to stop.
He suggested using appropriately sized glass dilators to gradually prepare the pelvic floor rather than attempting to accommodate an unsuitable object all at once.
Goldstein also discussed barrier protection, joking that a puncture-resistant option would be necessary.
“Many people choose not to use condoms these days, and I’m a huge advocate,” he said. “However, this is the one scene where I’m firmly pro barrier.”
“Go for a Kevlar c*ndom, if you can find one. Maybe two,” he added.
“The smutty monster reading book girlies are going to love this one,” a netizen said about the Wicker man trend
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