Sam Neill Shocked After Mom’s Candid Confession Goes Way Too Far
Has anyone else ever witnessed their mom suddenly get that faraway gaze in her eyes, talking about a movie star, and realized—wait, is she actually blushing? If only awkward family moments burned calories, I’d be set for life . There I was, braced for another trip down memory lane, when Jeanine Weaver’s fond recollection of Sam Neill took a jaw-droppingly steamy detour . Turns out, Jurassic Park was a lot more formative in certain households than any of us ever imagined! Why does nostalgia always seem to have a VHS-sized twinkle in its eye… and occasionally, a secret crush to confess? Buckle up, because things are about to get uncomfortably hilarious . LEARN MORE
GAINESVILLE, FL—Alarmed and disturbed by the sudden shift in tone, living room sources confirmed Thursday that local mother Jeanine Weaver’s remembrance of Sam Neill had taken a lewd turn. “He was a terrific actor, one of my favorites to watch—and mm, mm, what a man he was,” said the 62-year-old woman who got a faraway look in her eyes that suggested to sources that Weaver had forgotten they were even standing in the same room. “I’ll never forget the first time I saw Jurassic Park, or how it made me feel. I used to rewind that VHS tape again and again. Yes, yes. He knew what he was doing, strutting around in that little hat. You know, I always thought your father looked a bit like Sam Neill.” At press time, Weaver had retreated to her bedroom to rewatch Jurassic Park alone.
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