Why Gen Z Doesn’t Want Their Own Dr. Seuss—And What They Want Instead
Does anyone else get the feeling that Hollywood execs have a secret bingo card, and “reboot a classic no one’s asking for” scores them double? You know, sometimes I wonder if there’s a parallel universe out there where everyone’s genuinely clamoring for a new Cat In The Hat movie—spoiler alert: it’s not ours . Watching these announcements roll in is a bit like getting invited to a party you didn’t sign up for and realizing halfway through… it’s actually a trivia night on 2000s films . (Hard pass, thanks.) It’s wild—we’ve got a generation who’d rather binge literally anything else, yet somehow stepmoms across America are already practicing their “It’ll be fun!” pep talks. Am I alone in finding it hilarious—and just a smidge tragic—that a whimsical cat in a bow-tie keeps pouncing back onto the big screen, completely unsolicited? But hey, maybe I just prefer my childhood classics un-disturbed. Ready to explore a world where nobody asked for another Cat, but got one anyway? LEARN MORE.
WASHINGTON—Explaining they had no deep-seated desire to “discover” the Dr. Seuss character, a new generation of moviegoers told reporters Friday that, actually, they were fine not having their own Cat In The Hat film. “No thanks, we’re all good,” said new generation spokesperson Isaiah Ashworth, representing a contingent of millions of consumers born too recently to be familiar with the 2003 film of the same name. “We’re not sure where studio executives got the impression that a new Cat In The Hat was something they needed to bring to us. It’s a bit presumptuous, no? But hey, give it a few years, and maybe you can try rebooting The Boxcar Children again.” At press time, sources confirmed a whole new generation had been dragged to theaters to see the film by their exhausted stepmoms.
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